Hello there!
This penguin would like to wish you Happy Birthday!
It's also hoping to be invited to your birthday party, because it heard you're really cool.
And penguins like cool things, like ice cream, and snowflakes, and snow forts...
Look! It even has a very special gift for you, from its own collection.
Obviously this penguin holds you in very high honor to give you such a treasured gift.
However, if you weren't ecstatic about this gift, the penguin would be glad (and quite relieved) to take it back home again.
(Oh, it's not actually your birthday today?)
(Then we wish you a very Merry Unbirthday!)
(Because every day is someone's Unbirthday, and that really ought to be celebrated!)
This penguin would like to wish you Happy Birthday!
It's also hoping to be invited to your birthday party, because it heard you're really cool.
And penguins like cool things, like ice cream, and snowflakes, and snow forts...
Look! It even has a very special gift for you, from its own collection.
Obviously this penguin holds you in very high honor to give you such a treasured gift.
However, if you weren't ecstatic about this gift, the penguin would be glad (and quite relieved) to take it back home again.
(Oh, it's not actually your birthday today?)
(Then we wish you a very Merry Unbirthday!)
(Because every day is someone's Unbirthday, and that really ought to be celebrated!)