Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Balloon Penguin

[This penguin recently underwent surgery to fix its deformed flipper. ;-) You can see its new and improved flipper here. :-) ]

This penguin would like to give you a lovely red balloon to cheer you up, since it heard you were sad lately.

Hello! Penguins love things like balloons, dandelions, and other colorful, monochromatic things. They are simple creatures, whose sole purpose is to bring joy and cheer. This penguin would like to give you a balloon, so take it and give the penguin a smile to let it know you're a nice person who deserves this penguin's unwavering loyalty.



Or at least you frowned a little.

Or maybe you were just pretending not to smile, because you were hoping someone would send you some penguins.

Tsk.

That does NOT count.

But penguins can't tell the difference, and this one would feel bad if it couldn't give you a balloon, so there you are.

You have to take it.